Let's start off by saying...Mommy isn't busy enough...she doesn't have near enough things to do. That is why my two darling children pulled their little brains together to help me out this morning. It goes a little something like this...
MJ, the growing little chap he is has been eating everything in his path. We can eat breakfast, (he finishes more oatmeal than the rest of us), then moves on to his first morning snack, then his second, then his third...the kid could eat all day. So this morning when he grabbed the bag of chips...I did not object. I was too busy cleaning the kitchen and making beds to worry about him munching on a couple chips.
After I was satisfied with my morning cleanup, I went to fetch my handsome little man some clothes and proceeded to get him dressed back in his room....MEANWHILE...
Molly, my SWEET, INNOCENT baby girl, decides she too must have a snack, sees that MJ has conveniently left her the bag of potato chips just a few leaps out of reach, crawls her little self over there, (crawl meaning get up on her hands and feet and lunge forward) and dumps the whole bag of chips out onto the floor...and proceeds to roll in them.
Greasy potato chips all over my lovely smelling daughter...but at my house...you do the crime....you do the time!
